The Yogi has toothache so he makes an appointment to see his dentist. When he gets there and enters the surgery he tells the Dentist that he wants no anaesthetic of any kind for his treatment. The Dentist asked why and he replied that he wanted to - Transcend Dental Medication! by Forwarded joke
Q. What did the yogi tell the door-to-door salesperson who came to his home selling vacuum cleaners? A. Too many attachments! by Forwarded jokes
A: I cheated the Railway department. hahaha!!!!! Friend: Is it! How? did you travel a train by without ticket? A: No! No! I bought a ticket and I didn't travel. Friend: ...!!!! by Internet